it seems the end is nigh, so lets rather have a few beers now.
“In Moscow, an underground bunker built during the second world war for the Soviet dictator Josef Stalin has offered its services: “We invite you to survive the apocalypse on 21 December in Bunker-42 on Taganka at 65 metres underground!” a note written in ominous red on its website cheerily reads.”
But, guhys, contemporary capital offers quite more surprising, no?
This bomb-proof shelter could be the most comfortable way to survive the Mayan apocalypse. Ron Hubbard manufactures hi-tech underground survival shelters – and has seen his business boom, from selling one a month to one a day in the past year.
Any catastrophe is an opportunity! US company Terra Vivos – “the underground shelter network for long-term survival of future catastrophes” – say its zombie-earthquake-and-pandemic-proof lairs offer all the comforts of a luxury yacht.
Also, other places: Hotel owners around the pyramid-shaped Mount XXx, in the east of the country, say that bookings are flooding in.
Mount XXX is thought to house a pyramid shaped structure left behind by alien visitors thousands of years ago.
The mountain will then emit a powerful force field at the moment of Armageddon, protecting those close to it.